Yeah, it like, hailed. For five minutes. And it turned the Eighth Grade Hallway (yes, caps) into a little battleground. Complete with Sean screaming, "OMG HAIL OMG HAIL OMG". So there were these little teeny bb-gun ice pellets splishing and splashing everywhere, little bombshells that melted upon contact with the ground. Some of them weren't easily detonated, straying on the floor, people's hands, mouths, hair, backpacks, etc. We were all like, "Wow, it hasn't hailed in the longest time, so YAYs and stuff," and telling each other random hail anecdotes. Tony and the rest of my people looked at the marbleless Sean in disgust, remarking that Sean was such a wuss. I'm afraid that I have to agree. It began to hail harder, so we piled under the open sky and danced and yelled and behaved childishly and crudely and basically enjoyed ourselves like we should. Indian war whoops. AUTHENTIC Indian war whoops. Then it started raining, big fat drops that were probably hail bullets until about five meters from the ground. The bell rang, so we filed back to class. Ms. Mellentine was all like, "At first I thought there was an armed gunman on campus, cause there was all this screaming EVERYWHERE, but then I looked outside." Really. I was thinking more along the lines of acid rain, considering the weather, but whatever. My dad says that when he was my age, it hailed baseball sized little killers.
So I had this haiku I made a couple days ago about rain, cuz its been cat'n'doggin for a while now.
A growing rhthym I turn my head to watch as The road paints black
You know, because when it rains, the black asphalt turns REAL black.
Oh yeah, Imma start to put my book reading stuff on here in case you get bored and stuff and need your everlasting friend, DRUGS!!! OH GOD, I MEAN BOOKS. BOOKS, PEOPLE. Today's read: East, by Edith Pattou
Hail, Chief, loyal followers, brainwashed sheep, random druggies intrigued by my brief allusion, mad hobo gunmen in dilusionally searching for McDonalds on school campus (that's a story for a later date, remind me ;] )