-harrumph- As I was saying, there is an absequent author in our midsts known anonymously as Drama Lla--- wait, scratch that. The person is now known officially as Farranella. Yeah. No, thats not her real name-- upps! -scowls- Yeah, fine. Its a she. Kay kay kay. So her- and my- new blog for her un-publications is called The Unpolished (Ferranellas Fate), at www.ferranellasfate.blogspot.com. Love it or not, Ferranella's first chapter on one of her infamous 'unpolished' stories is coming up TOday RIGHT now. So be excited. Or something. So find out about her fate. And hate kings with stubby fingers and ruby rings on those stubby fingers. And chewy nails. Sorry guys. So short a blog.
I'm sorry, guys. I've disappointed you all. In my period of non-having anything to say, you had wasted away on elsma's happy liddle blog about lalalalalalala and blah. Dude, elsma, it aint Christmas yet. Sing something about deceased (or soon to be deceased) turkeys or something. You know, for Thanksgiving. Or pumpkin pie. Oooh, I do love some pumpkin pie. With some of Pah-eeges mum's pahmpkeen soop. I think SOME of you can guess who Pah-eege is. That lovable character floating in our midsts. Annoying everybody with her stupi- -cough- I mean wise and understanding Pah-geeaoism. (With your favorite sayings, like Walk while read, eyes will bleed! )
Ooops. Like many of us who live on this wonderful planet, we get carried away and ramble like a bramble. Let me get to my point. For many of you who did not know it, a certain secret literature genius nicknamed Drama Llama is in our midsts. He--or she has requested that his--or her work be posted on a blog of mine, courtesy of me. The new blog will supposedly be called--- oh wait, theres no time. Bye, kids! (is attacked by a variety of not-so-adoring tweens)