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Late celebrations here. Whatever. I just know that you guys are SOO glad I'm back, am I right? -waits with hands out for appreciative audience members- -silence from audience- Ummm... sorry about the confusion of last time's blog. I was just so, you know, "caught up with the f%43@ng!! dramatic moment". Eeww. So lets catch ourselves up with the current events.

First on the line: Ke does not eat babies. Except for asian ones. According to K--me, babies are not tasty or something. Ke prefers the babies to be between the ages of -2 to -1 years old. All baby shippers please have the babies just killed, with shaved heads so as not to have hairy bits sticking out of poor Ke's mouth. I'm not sure if she likes her babies trimmed. How does she like it? Rare? Medium? Pan-fried? Braised or broiled, Ke, AMERICA WANTS TO KNOW!!! Or maybe just raw. Mmmm.... raw babies. I actually prefer chicken fetuses, but I don't want to insult Ke lest she decides that teens are tasty too. For all of you people out there, just know that if you are offered a raw baby, don't succumb to peer pressure and just say NO.

Next:: Certain excercises may be performed if one wants to have very flexible and easily manuevreble fingers.
Shoot the Bunny~ Shoot the Bunny (SB for short) is preformed by making one hand into a thumb-index finger gun shape and the other into a index-middle finger bunny ears one.
The gun hand should flex only the thumb twice (refrain from bending your index) and the bunny fingers flex both fingers and the same time.
Then quickly switch from gun hand to bunny position, or vice versa. The goal is to do it very fast without mistakes. Can have reasonable chances of improving in piano scales or arpeggios. Thumb may be sore after performing excercise extensively.
The other one is a bit harder. I call it the Countdown Gun. There are no flexing of fingers in this technique.
Starting with your left hand, form the latter gun shape. With your right, open your hand to have five fingers.
Next, change hands so that the right hand is the gun, but the left hand becomes four fingers, the thumb hiding next to the palm.
Switch again. Your right hand should now be in a three finger position. To achieve better results, bend down your pinkie-fourth fingers.
Switch again. Left hand forms latter bunny ear position for two. Switch. Right hand only has one finger (index) sticking out. The index finger is the prefered finger when doing the one position. The thumb and pinkie are fine, although the pinkie may be quite tedious as you must count back up again later. Using the fourth finger is certainly the hardest; one must be very skilled and flexible to be able to extend the fourth finger without having the pinkie follow it. Please refrain from using your middle finger, as it is quite rude and hard to switch to gun position.
Repeat backwards to count back to lefthand gun and righthand five.
Practice slowly first to get the feel of it, then quicker when you are more advanced. More finger excercises can be obtained for (probably) free of fees from Ms Vickae D. (you know who you are)

Lastly, does anyone know some good books they can list for me here? I'm almost plumb outta ideas. You're comments are appreciated, and I'll try to borrow and read the books (unless I've already read it, of course~heh) Here are some very inspirational quote sorta-thingies.

The lonely cracker traversed over the mountainous swiss.
The swamp gives life, but also breeds annoying mosquitos that are meant to be killed.
You never know you could fly until you tried, died, and flew to Heaven (or dropped like a stone to you-know-where)
Unicorns are goatee bearing white ponies with shiny horn-appendages. They like carrots just as much as any horse, and do not indulge in caviar of any type. They do not like to be called cute.
I am philosophical. That means I ask the questions, not you.

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